i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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