You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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