This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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