Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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