Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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