Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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