Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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