new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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