using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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