girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
i think my cat just said my name.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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