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say what?
wanna hang out?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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