i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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