i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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