that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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