Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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