Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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