party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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