Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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