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(301): View more from Maryland

Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night

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(931): View more from Tennessee

How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??

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(601): View more from Mississippi

they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.

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(850): View more from Florida

Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.

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(785): View more from Kansas

whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick

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(631): View more from New York

She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.

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(443): View more from Maryland

shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy

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(816): View more from Missouri

It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.

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The student becomes the teacher.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.

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