im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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