Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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