goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
birth control should be required to get into college
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
