dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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