i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
