The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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