Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
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