Umm I'm too high to move.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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