two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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