thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
