they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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