He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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