If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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