You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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