Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
ttyl tear gas
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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