what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
its liver damage thursday
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