whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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