Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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