you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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