Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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