Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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