i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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