Got a toothbrush?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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