Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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