He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
