I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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