I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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