CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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