PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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