Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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