I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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