let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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