The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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