She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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