Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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