Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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